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shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

reichenbackdatassup:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

this is a beautiful thing

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

redsugarlumpdeluxe:

Step 1: Give it to her easy, just two finguhs.

Step two: When she’s nice and ready shove your whole fist in there!

Step 3: Finally when she’s starting to adjust. Open your fist and fan out your fingers.

I call this technique the Firework.

ferelden:

do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music