New player: So what should I do now?
GM: Well you’ve been hit by a car and you’ve got knife-hands, so…
Bard: Am I allowed to seduce the basil demon?
DM: I’m not letting you roll for that.
Bard: So. Basil. You busy later?
Bard: That lead paladin guy from the Silver Flames. Am I allowed to seduce him?
DM: He’s taken a vow of celibacy and-
Bard: So. Paladin. You busy later?
DM: The Dragon awakens.
Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.
"Do you have any magical items that are currently… hip with the kids?"
-our 19-year-old cleric